Tuesday, October 22, 2013

14 Funny Quotes Pertaining to Business

Life in business can be quite daunting especially if you are in it by yourself.  Here are some of my favorite business related quotes and sayings.  I hope you get a chuckle; or at least a smile.  Have fun with your TPS reports.

1. "If you see a bandwagon, it’s too late." - James Goldsmith

2. "Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor." -  John Ciardi

3. "Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?" - Steve Jobs

4. "The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat." - Lilly Tomlin

5. "The company is going to hell, and we’re riding shotgun."

6. Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s raining. - Old Western Saying

7. Run your idea up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it.

8. Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot

9. "Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat." - Jim Collins

10. "The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary." -  Vidal Sassoon

11. "When you’re up to your armpits in alligators, it’s hard to remember to drain the swamp."     - Ronald Reagan

12. "Nothing is illegal if a hundred businessmen decide to do it." -  Andrew Young

13. If it’s stupid but works, it isn’t stupid.

14. "By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day." -  Robert Frost

I try to keep it short and sweet.  I hope you enjoyed.  Smile on my warriors of the work place.  Be sure to check out our site at www.attitudedriveslife.com